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dickmaster666:

Thats it.

Thats the show.

If you don’t know if you want to get into Welcome To Night Vale, listen to this clip, it does a perfect job of summing up the entire experience.

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thatmavin:


I accidentally started playing It’s Time in two different tabs and it basically sounded like this

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This is the best accident ever. 

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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN SO PERFECTLY. 

*o*

my sister and i listened to this together the first time, and when it was barely over, i was like “i hope you don’t mind if i play that again”

i promise, my twin sister and i just played that for the third time and sang the parts, and it was perfection

this is perfect

It’s back on my dash. I am still in love with this.

perfect!!!

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:

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callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

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Today my histology teacher was comparing some cells to superheroes
Him: Hannah, you'd know, you look like you read comics
Me: I like Marvel
Him: So you saw the Avengers?
Me: Yup. Did you?
Him: Yes. Captain America and Iron Man were so gay
Me: .... *blushes, trying not to laugh*
Him: ...See? You know what I'm talking about.
Me: ...
Him: ...So, the blood cells.... *continues classes*
Me: *whispers* superhusbands
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connie-ticut:

ryan-topside-dewitt-comstock:

connie-ticut:

ryan-topside-dewitt-comstock:

connie-ticut:

I know that short fat Grif is the popular headcanon but imagine

huge mountain of a man Grif with thick arms and legs and a broad chest and shoulders

sure he’s…

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