• My cousin: I've been reading so many Johnlock fics! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
  • Me: *pokerface*
  • My family: *le odd looks, confused by what we're talking about*
  • Me: *continued bad pokerface*
  • My family:
  • Me:
  • My family:
  • Me:
  • My sister: ...did you just mention Johnlock in public?
  • My cousin: Yes!
  • My grandmother: What is Johnlock?
  • Me and my sister: *puts hand over my cousin's mouth* NOTHING!
Source: bbcsherlockftw